Church boner. Awkwardddd
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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