Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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