she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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