Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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