I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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