my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Farmville is her only friend.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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