whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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