wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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