I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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