And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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