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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 6, 12 at 7:46pm

    Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable/Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table/David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel/And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schlosched as Schlegel!/There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist/Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 6, 12 at 9:52pm

    Know one attorney that never goes into court without at least one whiskey shot the hour before.

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    Submitted by Umbrae_Jokes on Sep 6, 12 at 1:41pm

    The worlds most worthless college degree.

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    Submitted by soccer360 on Sep 6, 12 at 2:30pm

    They said class, nothing about a philosophy degree. I'm a sociology/psychology major and I closed my college years with a philosophy class.

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    Submitted by birdofparadise on Sep 7, 12 at 11:03am

    Just pointing out, you guys don't know what school they are going to. OP might be taking a philosophy class for one of their humanities credits for their degree. Just because they have the class, that doesn't mean that is their major.

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 6, 12 at 6:54pm

    umm a liberal arts degree is the worlds worthless degree and they don't even teach you how to say "would you like fries with that?".

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 6, 12 at 6:18pm

    philosophy majors score higher on the Lsats than just about anyone else Fuck head.

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    Submitted by daylight06 on Dec 24, 13 at 12:48am

    Philosophy majors tend to score top 5 of all degree fields on any of the required grad school tests (LSAT, GRE, MCAT etc). And liberal arts may be useless if your sole motivating force in life is pursuit of money, but not everyone is like that