I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize