i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I am naked and annoyed.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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