I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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