Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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