do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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