i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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