Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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