but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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