Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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