is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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