Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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