I hate all girls vehemently.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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