last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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