I want to stick my p in your. b.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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