he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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