He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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