Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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