It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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