Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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