My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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