just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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