So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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