awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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