O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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