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  • 93 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:11pm

    This guy rocks. He went in the backdoor and then got to put her in her place because of it. Double win.

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:39pm

    < looking up "brilence"

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:23pm

    Double fail. He get's no play and fails at life by making a chick feel bad about doing anal. Chicks should be proud of such things. Fail, fail, and fail.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:07pm

    you're a turd cutter

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:13 and 5:37 Context? It's a fucking text message. She could have been flirting with him for all that context shows, and then got the pissy-response back.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:42pm

    I haven't heard the phrase "turd cutter" in fifteen years!

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:03pm

    I'm also a fan of balloon knot, cigar burn and leather cheerio

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:47pm

    Yeah, by "putting the bitch in her place" He's also never going to put his dick in her. The guy Fails.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:17pm

    turd-cutter! this guy wins at life!

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:34pm

    12:25 am knows what's good

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:54pm

    brilence haha 4:25PM, brilence. that''s brilente hehe he said Arse Back Door Brown Eye Brown Pucker Star Bung Hole Caboose Can Chocolate Speedway Chocolate Starfish Derriere Dirt Road Duster Fart hole Fudge Tunnel Hershey Highway Heinie Kiester Port Hole Pucker Hole Ring Round Eye Sewer Tail Tan Track The Speckled Starfish Turd Bailer Windmill

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:28am

    Reppin Denton. Helllll yeahh!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:57am

    No matter what she is feeling, she already did it.. He can't be taking advantage of her.. It already happened Ps <3 denton

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:34pm

    Arse Back Door Brown Eye Brown Pucker Star Bung Hole Caboose Can Chocolate Speedway Chocolate Starfish Derriere Dirt Road Duster Fart hole Fudge Tunnel Hershey Highway Heinie Kiester Port Hole Pucker Hole Ring Round Eye Sewer Tail Tan Track The Speckled Starfish Turd Bailer Windmill

    • 29 52
      Submitted by magicninja on May 25, 10 at 10:16pm

      Forgot Satan's Onion Ring (It's from a Bloodhound Gang song)

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:14pm

    Poop shoot. Spelling error? Think about it.

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:13pm

    It's good to see him put her in her place. She bitched at him, and he shut her up!!!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:35pm

    Makes me proud to go to UNT.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:40pm

    Turd cutter.... that brightened up a minute or two of my day

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:38pm

    Oh you silly Dentonites.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:19pm

    I can't over the "turd-cutter"

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:09pm

    Well played good sir.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:37pm

    Right on 5:13 PM! People can attack this guy all they want, but the fact is, the context of the text shows that she was bitching at him about something and was in the wrong. She's NOT innocent.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:20pm

    It's not funny dude...

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:52pm

    It's poop chute you fucking retards

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:51pm

    Ok that was funny. And obviously the chick let's him talk to her like that or he wouldn't have tried

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:11am

    It's so not Denton. It's Wichita falls we have more trashy hicks with needy dicks in wf

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:16pm

    I love the standards for spelling and grammar we have on TFLN. (Fucking brilent.)

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:01pm

    ugh. i hate the word turd cutter. but this is hilarious

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:46am

    2:14 Roofies don't count asshole.

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:39am

    I was the reply real area codes in order are 317 and 765

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:03pm

    at least you got your/you're right..

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:44am

    1:29 Tone and infliction are lost in written word, almost anything can be said in a flirty way, but can be lost in translation. It's a possibility.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:29am

    5:49 PM, she was obviously ATTEMPTING to shut him down by stereotyping him as a guy who takes advantage of women. You call THAT flirting? I wonder how many restraining orders there are against you right now.

    • 22 56
      Submitted by iheartFYS on Dec 6, 10 at 3:15pm

      as long as they knew each other well, \nsay there is a two year difference, and they both really like each other. \nhe says he thinks she is really cool.\nshe makes fun of him (playing) saying that he is some pervy old guy. \nand he makes this retort. \ndepends on their sense of humor. \nbut either way... YOU don't know the context.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    thats fuckin classic

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:25pm

    You are a fucking dumbass!!! Do you see the brilence here

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:06pm

    this is funny but it's all made up

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:14am

    547 you sound like a fucking chode. ive talked to many a broads like this and then banged em. women like you to be a man and an asshole every once in a while, you fucking mary.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:28pm

    I think I have an idea what guy that was! Way to represent wf

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:54am

    Good to see 940, but sad this humor is what represents Denton.

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:25am

    Like quagmire said her name is Anna lee but I'll just call her anal!!!

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:14pm

    That's hilarious! I like the term poopshoot, but turd cutter is also great

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:49pm

    This text is so full of wisdom and unalienable truths. Amen.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:10pm

    the way the OP wrote the text she is clearly teasing and trying to lead him on. I bet she expected a different answer than what she got, however. She's a 'ho and she knows

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:13pm

    Wow, I'm so proud of my area code right now. Way to represent, Texas.

  • 30 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:48pm

    yeah you fucking whore