just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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