You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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