i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
These tits shall not be calmed
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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