how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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