I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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