If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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