Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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