Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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