And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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