It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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