p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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