At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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