Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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