I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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