i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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